I own a lot of records. I love vinyl, really I do, and spend a fair amount of time in used record stores, flea markets, and yard sales picking through piles and crates of well-loved albums. There are few things I love more than finding a yard sale that includes some moldy old collection of vintage albums. And as a result of this passion, I possess a pretty eclectic catalogue of records. I listen to my records a lot, but I know that I tend to gravitate toward certain albums more than others (Echo and the Bunnymen’s Songs to Learn and Sing, The Best of Lou Reed, and inexplicably, Knee Deep in the Hoopla by Starship, to name a few of my most frequently chosen jams). So I set out on a quest, a project, really, to listen to each and every one of the albums I own. I’m excluding my extensive collection of 45s for now, but maybe someday I’ll have a dance party and go through a bunch of those. I’m going to try to write about the albums as I listen, briefly, and toss out anything that it turns out I don’t really like all that much. As the rule goes, when I toss a record I get to replace it twofold. That’s the rule, right?
My collection starts with a record that I didn’t actually listen to. Don’t be jealous, but I own a still-sealed copy of Paula Abdul’s classic 12” single for Forever Your Girl. It’s kind of great that this is how I start my collection, because Forever Your Girl was the first cassette tape I bought with my own money. Granted, I borrowed that money from a family friend, but I paid it back when I got home. I can’t bring myself to unseal the record, so I allowed myself a pass on this one.
Ace of Base—Don’t Turn Around 12” Single
I will admit two things here: One, I really like singles, especially 12” singles. I don’t listen to them often, but I like them for the novelty. Two, I love Ace of Base and am unashamed of it. They’re perfect for singing and dancing and I really love the sound of men and women singing together. Okay, fine, some of the rapping is abysmal and many of the songs are more than a little bit cheesy. But I have a deep love for Swedish bands (Alphabeat, The Knife, Lykke Li, Peter Bjorn and John, need I go on?) and Ace of Base is the rule rather than the exception. That said, this single is a little weak. It lacks the original song and the mixes are not all that special. Next.
Aerosmith—Draw the Line
Okay, so I bought this for the cover art. You know the album with the line drawing of the band, where they look like caricatures (more than they already looked like caricatures at that point in time)? That’s why I bought it. But as it turns out, my middle school love for classic Aerosmith (influenced by my mother’s lifetime devotion to the band) wasn’t all that off-base. Draw the Line isn’t a bad album. It contains one of my favorite, dramatic Aerosmith tunes, Kings and Queens, and the rest of it is solid. Not bad, Steven Tyler and company.
Against Me!—Reinventing Axl Rose
I love this album. Against Me! Has had hits and misses over the years, as far as I’m concerned, but Reinventing Axl Rose was my introduction to the band and remains my favorite offering to date. It’s just a great rock record, with gems like “We Laugh at Danger (and Break all the Rules)” and “Those Anarcho Punks are Mysterious” and an overall tone that rocks and entertains without going too far into the super political message that Against Me! delves into later. It’s a little punk, a little folk, and a lot fun. Glad to listen to it.
The Allman Brothers—Brothers and Sisters
I would probably never have picked up an Allman Brothers record were it not for my mom. When I bought my first turntable (a little portable thing straight out of the 70s—avocado green and all) one of the first things I did was raid my mother’s old record collection. It had certainly diminished over the years, but there were a few great albums left over, including Brothers and Sisters. This record is a perfect soundtrack to Saturday morning, and luckily for me that’s when I happened to fall upon it in my quest. It’s mellow without being overly melancholy, beautiful without being overcalculated. Sure, it contains classic cut “Ramblin’ Man,” but it’s not a Southern Rock record.
Gregg Allman—Laid Back
Same goes for this Gregg Allman record. I’m glad I found it, though. If you can get past the creepy painting of Allman on the front of the album sleeve, Laid Back is a really enjoyable album. The songwriting, typical of Allman, is great. The tone of the album is pretty (pun intended) laid back. And I was surprised, having never been all the way through the album, to find a cover of one of my favorite songs, “These Days.” The version I’m partial to is the iconic cover by Nico. I wasn’t even cognizant of Allman’s version before this listen and was pretty imporessed. It’s no Nico, and lacks the deeper melancholy and nostalgia I get from her version, but nevertheless impresses.
The B-52s—Wild Planet
Nice transition from Laid Back to Wild Planet. Buoyant B-52s certainly doesn’t follow logically the sound of Gregg Allman, but I never regret putting them on. This album features hits like “Private Idaho” and “Quiche Lorraine,” songs that possess enough charm to hold up to the test of time. The album as a whole is fun, fast, and enjoyable—typical of most everything the B-52s put out during their heyday.
Babe the Blue Ox—People
This record, as it turns out, is not so great. I bought it because I found it for really cheap (should that have tipped me off?) and I liked one of their songs from a mix CD someone made me once. The song in question is not on this album and I really didn’t appreciate the rest of it. So People became the first casualty of this project, off to my Freecycle pile.
Bangles—All Over the Place
Now this, on the other hand, made for a nice transition. I love the Bangles, and I won’t even hide it. Susannah Hoff’s voice is youthful and sweet and lovely, and their songs, while sometimes overtly poppy, often aim a little higher and transcend the radio-friendly notes of “Walk Like an Egyptian” to reach deeper, as is the case with “Hero Takes a Fall,” one of my favorite Bangles’ tracks that incidentally starts off this record.
Bangles—Different Light
While I personally enjoy All Over the Place a bit more, Different Light is the album I remember most from when I was younger. It has all the big ones: “Walk Like an Egyptian,” “Manic Monday,” the grammatically incorrect but still enjoyable “If She Knew What She Wants.” It’s a delightful, if a little light, record.